Bastard!

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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist kissed the girl).
GIRL: ……Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's not reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top).
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's not reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes).
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's not reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? (The psychiatrist had sex with the girl).
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's not reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!

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Rvgsparks
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😆 😆 😆 dats so funny it serves dat psychiatric right

Philopro
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A great joke.

DANBUZU
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😥 😆

Philopro
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Very goood.

DANBUZU
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😎

DANBUZU
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A 25-year-old carpenter, Godwin Aboye, has been sentenced to 10 days imprisonment by an Abuja Senior Magistrates’ Court for releasing his semen on Mrs. Simi Maikaura in a queue at Karu Village, Abuja.the man, on January 19, while in a queue at ECWA Church for voter registration, indecently brought out his reproductive organ and pressed it against the complainant’s buttocks.But do not blame the guy, why will he be jailed for that small thing? it was reflex.The woman no know till he released, it mean she was enjoying it.i can imagine that woman with huge back.

anonymous
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Alh. Sidi writes:Thanks for ds great story. I enjoy it.

DANBUZU
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Where is Dad?A man and his wife received a letter from their son who went to study overseas:My beloved Parents,I miss you so much. I don’t know when I’m coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a magic drink I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as I left you.NOTE: Please take only one drop”So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a purple color drink.The husband looks at the wife and says: “You go first.” (typical of men!)So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 10 years younger.Years later the son returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her son how the magic drink worked and made her look young.The son is delighted and asks about his father.“Your father? Hmmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so… Read more »
Isah28
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thats so funny….i enjoy it

ICU109
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My African Grey, Pepper, sends kisses to your baby bird!

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